CONSTANTLY WORRIED I AM NOT MAKING ENOUGH THINGS TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE
Guardians of the Galaxy + The Beatles = Hey Groot!
reading the sookie stackhouse novels for the first time and i’m just like ugh get to the boning
those two words made that tweet so english that I can hear it slurping down a gallon of earl grey while watching a marathon of doctor who
Barely Legal Pawn feat. Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Julia Louis-Dreyfus
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS
the calzones…betrayed me?
Chris Pratt as Nathan McCain in ‘Path of Destruction’